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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:23 pm    Post subject: How Clever Are You?
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Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....




First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?











Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
Absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
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Now answer the second question,
But don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are....?
















Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.




Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
Now add 10 . What is the total?














Answer: Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
Maybe.




Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?












Answer:
Did you answer Nunu?

NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
If you guessed Mary, well done!




Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By Imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully Expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?










Answer:
He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple…


So, how did you do, in all honesty?

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:52 pm    Post subject:
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I only got 1 right xD
The math question one.
Those are great, really enjoyed them!

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:00 pm    Post subject:
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Made me laf and laf. Altho i got every single qwestion rong!
I guess im just thick!
I think u should mention that the answers r ritten in white and that u have 2 highlight them!

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:24 pm    Post subject:
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i got them all right apart from the maths question.

they are great questions.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:51 am    Post subject:
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Got them all wrong. But it is nearly 1am..!


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:04 am    Post subject:
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got them all right. quite liked the marys father one

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:12 am    Post subject:
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All but the maths one I got right. =D

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:13 pm    Post subject:
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3 out of 5, got the first 2 wrong


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:46 pm    Post subject:
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all right but the maths Q


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:53 pm    Post subject:
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i got 2 rightjavascript:emoticon('')
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:10 pm    Post subject:
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well erm it would help if theres answers?


EDIT: I now understand that you ahve to highlight it :L i got 4/5


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:20 pm    Post subject:
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I got all but the second right as I was trying to think of an answer and it confused me as I didn't get how you could overtake last so I guessed second to last and got it wrong.

But then again I have done all but the bonus and that one about last place before so that was an unfair disadvantage, I suppose.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:54 pm    Post subject:
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i missed the last one.
and the overtake the last person.

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