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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:28 pm    Post subject: Once Upon A Time
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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect mobile home along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?



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The perfect woman survived. She`s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here, that's the end of the joke for you, men carry on reading.























So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you are a woman and your reading this, this illustrates another point: Woman never listen, either.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:36 pm    Post subject:
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Oh my, Staurt!

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:55 pm    Post subject:
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Now that woz funny.
Especially the bit at the end!

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