A panda goes to a restaurant and orders some food. When he is finished he shoots his waiter and then leaves the restaurant.
When the police caught him, they asked him why he shot the waiter.
The panda said:
"Well, look me up in the dictionary"
The dictionary read :
"Panda: Eats shoots and leaves"
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