[[Joke Wars]] Men vs Paul

Turtle-Man · Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 3:51 pm Post subject: [[Joke Wars]] Men vs Paul

Please both post your jokes here.

Then, when both posted a poll will be made.
More info then.

Men Vs Pual

RJ · Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:04 pm Post subject: Re: [[Joke Wars]] Men vs Paul

RobertoRoboto wrote:

Please both post your jokes here.

Then, when both posted a poll will be made.
More info then.

Men Vs Pual

Shouldnt that be Paul

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Men · Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:19 pm Post subject:

Sally goes to work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned his employee, walks over to her and asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call that my mother had passed away."

The boss, feeling very sorry at this point suggests to the young girl, "Why don't you go home for the day...we aren't terribly busy. Just take
the day off and go relax."

Sally very calmly states, "No I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind busy and I have the best chance of doing that here."

The boss agrees and allows her to work as usual. "If you need anything just let me know" says the boss.

A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on Sally. He looks out his office and sees her crying hysterically.

He rushes over an asks, "What's the matter now? Are you going to be ok?"

Sally breaks down in tears. "I just received a horrible call from my sister. She said that her mom died too!!"

RJ · Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:21 pm Post subject:

Haha -- going to be hard to top that ...

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Men · Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:29 pm Post subject:

cheers

*BIGCOOKIE* · Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:39 pm Post subject:

wtf lol thats like weird it made me laugh cause of the stupidness

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Turtle-Man · Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:42 pm Post subject:

Lol, thats good =P

Havent heard it before.

And yeh - RJ - That was a typo, sorry.

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Just waiting for Paul's joke now : Then poll shall be made!!

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Turtle-Man · Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:16 pm Post subject:

Paul you have 1 more day to post your joke or it will count as a loss for you.

Though Men is banned

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Paul · Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 6:29 pm Post subject:

hi, you should have pmed me!

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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RJ · Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 6:50 pm Post subject:

Hehe

good one tough choice now :\ lol

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Wolverine · Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:22 pm Post subject:

I think Paul's was best!

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Turtle-Man · Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 4:47 pm Post subject:

Sorry Paul

Good jokes both.

But Men is still banned...

Anyway, people can still vote.
Post your votes below.

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dan_brown1 · Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:26 pm Post subject:

paul

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