humandalek91
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0-200 in 6 seconds joke0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really annoyed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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Wolverine
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH THAT IS SOOOOOO FUNNY GREAT ONE !!!!!!!
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bobo
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Alright.
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humandalek91
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I think it's a well good joke
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Paul
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GReat one - fantastic
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sifat
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don't get it......why did bob left and why choose a bathroom scale?
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humandalek91
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sifat: basically it's a diss! Bob is saying that the wife is fat, so when she steps on the scales, it goes 0-200 in 6 seconds.?! Get it?!
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sifat
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, rofl now i get it thx
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a l e x
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lol funny!
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Turtle-Man
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LOL! Yeh, pretty good joke  Thanks... Havent heard that one before.
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arsenalpode
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amazingly funny you tell great jokes karma plus comment added
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TeeJay
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its not that funny but its ok lol
-TeeJay
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dalek07
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Thats well funny! lol
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adamlaher
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thats a nice joke lol
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Kitty
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Great joke 
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ManicStreetPreacher
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that's really good! lol!
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.HAZ
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hehe i know its funny 
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yazen
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hahahaha
great joke!
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