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cuddlyewok

A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED

A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED

GRANT ME THE SERENITY TO ACCEPT THE THINGS I CANNOT CHANGE, THE COURAGE TO CHANGE THE THINGS I CANNOT ACCEPT,
AND THE WISDOM TO HIDE THE BODIES OF THOSE I HAD TO KILL TODAY BECAUSE THEY GOT ON MY NERVES.

ALSO HELP ME TO BE CAREFUL OF THE TOES I STEP ON TODAY AS THEY MAY BE THE FEET I HAVE TO KISS TOMORROW.

HELP ME GIVE 100% AT WORK.
12% ON MONDAY
23% ON TUESDAY
40% ON WEDNESDAY
20% ON THURSDAY
5% ON FRIDAY

HELP ME REMEMBER THAT WHEN I AM HAVING A BAD DAY AND IT
SEEMS THAT PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO WIND ME UP,
IT TAKES 42 MUSCLES TO FROWN, 28 TO SMILE, AND ONLY 4 TO EXTEND MY ARM AND SMACK SOMEONE IN THE MOUTH!!
TechnoPanda

I Don't Get It
Kitty

I like the last bit =] a friend told me that before but It's still funny
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