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ManicStreetPreacher

Annoying Teachers!!

Don't teachers sometimes just really get on your nerves? Most of mine are ok, thankfully. But my Chemistry teacher really peed me off yesterday. He set us an essay to do over two weeks on one of seven topics. I chose Geo-engeneering if you're interested. So, it took me: a weeks worth of research for the correct termenology etc, A day to draft it, Two days to write it up and another day to edit it. After this I was very pleased with my effort. There was a prize for the best, which was a £50 voucher to wherever you choose. £50! I got it back yesterday, only to find written, and I quote: "Most of this is very good, however I think you have copied and pasted from the internet. If you had not of done this, you would have won the prize." Overcome by anger, I think you can see why, after all that work, I screamed and threw it across the table at him and told him not to expect that much effort in another homework again. He said he didn't know and see why I was upset! It's not because I didn't win the £50 voucher, it's because I was wrongly accused of Plagurism. To make it even worse than it was, the £50 went to a girl who  did copy and paste off the internet! I mean, if that essay was coursework, and thank God it wasn't, He could of got me wrongly disqualified and my career would have been messed up! (I want to be a teacher so I need GCSE Maths, Englisg Lang/Lit and Science, C grade and above.)        

Sorry, rant over. Anyone else got any interesting anecdotes about annoying teachers?
Nutty_Das

theres this one teacher that just hates me!
ManicStreetPreacher

jaivrdas wrote:
theres this one teacher that just hates me!


Really? I swear my Physics teacher dislikes me, because he hates my friend Charlotte, and I'm always out at guitar lesson during his lesson (that's not deliberate at all! *sarcasm*. actually, it's not deliberate) But he can't kick me out or off the course because I get mostly A's and A*'s in my tests.
Nutty_Das

lol once i was just talking in my class, he walked in & gave me a red-slip detention for absolutley no reason!
ManicStreetPreacher

jaivrdas wrote:
lol once i was just talking in my class, he walked in & gave me a red-slip detention for absolutley no reason!


What a boombaclarke! Did you appeal against it? I hope you did and you got off it. I can understand if you've been talking all lesson about what you did last night and was completely off topic, but if you're taling about the work, unless it's a test, and you listen to teacher then what's the problem?
Wolverine

I don't mind my teachers but my French teacher is terrible because she always shouts at use and gives us detentions.
Nutty_Das

all my teachers r tight
ManicStreetPreacher

To be honest, some of them are really old fashioned. I one said to a history teacher (of all the people to say it to, perhaps this is the wrong person) "I'm not sure if you've seen the news flash Miss, but Queen Victoria's dead!" Yes I did get a well and truly deserved DT, but it was kind of funny at the time. I think it was because she refused to us a computer for anything or something like that. lol.
jez2000111

we got a teacher called mr clarke who is a complete and utter c*nt
he is gay i swear
Nutty_Das

lmao
ManicStreetPreacher

jez2000111 wrote:
we got a teacher called mr clarke who is a complete and utter c*nt
he is gay i swear


We had a gay R.E teacher last year for about 6 weeks. He was temporary. He was a little bit crazy, but cool. He liked the Manics so we used to talk about that all the time. Once he came in wearing a Navy uniform! And another time a pink 3 piece suit with a lilac feather boa. He was crazy, but cool.  
TechnoPanda

All my teachers are alright, I think. My music one's dumb, i can get away with not doing work in english, maths teacher is really annoying, my physics teacher is a pervert and thinks i fancy him (that is actually true, im not making it up.) So yeah there cool. lol
Flashy™

That sucks.
I'm teacher pet all round so i've never had problems
Except i have a few teachers and i'm not sure how they qualified as teachers because they seem to know nothing, i usually find that a little annoying and scary.
cm08

I had a gay art teacher, his name was Mr Ohayon, we just called him Mr Ogayon, he gt fired for snogging another teacher (man) in his classroom
KieraN

LMFAO Thats is so LOL-ish loool.

Lmao - Gay Chickenn
ManicStreetPreacher

FunkeyMonkey wrote:
All my teachers are alright, I think. My music one's dumb, i can get away with not doing work in english, maths teacher is really annoying, my physics teacher is a pervert and thinks i fancy him (that is actually true, im not making it up.) So yeah there cool. lol


I fancied my music teacher last year, and everyone in the whole school knew about it! Everyone in my class used to taunt me about it. He was a cross between Nicky Wire and One of the guys from MCR. More so Nicky Wire, which is probably the main reason why I fancied him. It was really funny when he came to Belgium with us on a History trip, I walked in on him dying his hair orange! ORANGE! Well, in his words it was "Copper gold". And a few days later using his hair straighteners!  I think everyone has a crush on one of their teachers at one point in their school life. lol.  
ManicStreetPreacher

cm08 wrote:
I had a gay art teacher, his name was Mr Ohayon, we just called him Mr Ogayon, he gt fired for snogging another teacher (man) in his classroom


     I'm not against it, but I've never heard of that actually happening before!
puddleduckie

I have a few evil teachers at school too :/. But don't you just love it when your talking when the teachers talking, and she/he asks you to repeat what she/he jsut said and then you do it perfectly! LOL I have done that so many times, so nice to see there shocked faces.
Nutty_Das

puddleduckie wrote:
I have a few evil teachers at school too :/. But don't you just love it when your talking when the teachers talking, and she/he asks you to repeat what she/he jsut said and then you do it perfectly! LOL I have done that so many times, so nice to see there shocked faces.
My Teacher Always Does That!
ManicStreetPreacher

puddleduckie wrote:
I have a few evil teachers at school too :/. But don't you just love it when your talking when the teachers talking, and she/he asks you to repeat what she/he jsut said and then you do it perfectly! LOL I have done that so many times, so nice to see there shocked faces.


It's brilliant when that happens! It gives you a kinda satisfaction, then you sort of feel guilty afterwards for feeling that sense of satisfaction. lol.
matchattaxboy

dnt worry have many annoying teachers
Jasper

I have this teacher called Miss Mccabe, a dumb Scottish berk! (no offence to other Scots!)

She picks on me and now i have a secluded seat on the other side of the room cos i muck around so much! I got a sunday morning D.T. from her for spilling a bottle of acid onto the floor lol!
Fizzy

Jasper wrote:
I got a sunday morning D.T. from her for spilling a bottle of acid onto the floor lol!


How can you get a Sunday detention, surely that's illegal?

I used to have this really quirky teacher for Latin. He was quite hyperactive and used to prance around the room a lot - especially when he said something that he thought was funny lol! Used to spit when he spoke as well sometimes...

Dunno why everyone's going on about gay teachers - the sexuality of a teacher is fairly insignificant in regards to how they are as a person. You should comment on the personality, not just say they are gay for goodness sake! Not all gay men are camp and not all gay women are butch - not everyone fits in with the stereotypes
shivani888

I have this teacher who smells like garlic
akasquid

I dislike some of my Teachers, but people like you lot annoy me no end.
How can a teacher be a pervert? You can't judge somebody based upon your hour a day with them, it makes me want to "Shoot up my school" when people say it. Also with people claiming Detentions are unfair - Don't talk and you won't get in trouble, act like an idiot and you will.
ManicStreetPreacher

Talking about teachers being perverts, we have this Woodwork teacher, and we (Including me) swear he is one. He once said to a girl [she was wearing a black bra] "Take that bra off now, or I'll do it for you." That is quite pervy.
akasquid

ManicStreetPreacher wrote:
Talking about teachers being perverts, we have this Woodwork teacher, and we (Including me) swear he is one. He once said to a girl [she was wearing a black bra] "Take that bra off now, or I'll do it for you." That is quite pervy.


How the pup is that "Quite pervy", she clearly wasn't following the school dress code, it makes complete sense, You don't wear a bra so people can see it.
shivani888

my teacher drinks tooo much cofee so he breath stinks and my maths teacher  's breaths stinks of garlic and his very grumpy
ManicStreetPreacher

akasquid wrote:
ManicStreetPreacher wrote:
Talking about teachers being perverts, we have this Woodwork teacher, and we (Including me) swear he is one. He once said to a girl [she was wearing a black bra] "Take that bra off now, or I'll do it for you." That is quite pervy.


How the *censored* is that "Quite pervy", she clearly wasn't following the school dress code, it makes complete sense, You don't wear a bra so people can see it.


Yes, I see your point, and she wasn't following the dress code, but the way he said it made it sound pervy. It's sort of sexual innuendo.
Jasper

What a perv! We have ths swimming teacher called Tony Pearce who swims at International level, and i could have sworn he walks around talking to himself, sying things like 'f*c*i*g kids' and 'those b*s*a*ds!

Sorry about that language, but i had to tell you!
Sohaibs

If your teacher accused me like that I would have got the paper and shuvved it up his arse
jez2000111

Please dont bump topics that havn't been replied to for over 15 days
.HAZ

Sohaibs wrote:
If your teacher accused me like that I would have got the paper and shuvved it up his arse

But would you really?
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