Paul
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Blonde Diary | http://www.coolblondejokes.com/FunnyJokes/BlondeLogic.shtml wrote: | January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
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dan_brown1
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thats well good mate! karma added
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Turtle-Man
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ROFL!!!!!
Thanks alot for this, thats really funny =P
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Mario.
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Re: Blonde Diary | Paul wrote: |
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
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Hahaha, Thats really funny 
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rebecca1
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that's awsome
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