hazzabaz
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BLONDE JOKESA blonde walks into a shoe shop and says to the assistant:
"How much are these alligator boots"
"£70" the shop assistant replied.
"Too expensive, I'll get them somewhere else" said the blonde.
On her way home, she went to an alligator lake and shot an alligator. She dragged to the side of the lake and said:
"Damn, this one isn't wearing any boots either!"
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A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street. The brunette says:
"Oh look, a dead bird"
The blonde looks up and says:
"Where, where?"
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A blonde was driving down the road. She looked to her right and saw another blonde in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.
The blonde pulled her car over and shouted at the rowing blonde, "What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!"
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Three blondes were in the country when they saw a line of tracks. The first one said, "Those must be deer tracks!"
The second blonde said, "No, stupid, they are defintely rabbit tracks!"
The third blondie said, "No, you idiots, they are horse tracks!"
Ten minutes later they were still arguing when a train hit them.
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How many blonde jokes are there?
One.The rest are all true stories!
Anyone know any more?
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RJ
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i know loads of long and rude ones but heres one thats family forum friendly 
3 blondes get stranded on an island. This island is opposite another island but the opposite island has lots of food and a hut and a clear river. One day one of the blondes finds a lamp and rubs it- out pops a Genie who offers each of the blondes a wish. The first one wishes for incredible muscles so she can swim to the next island. So he grants her wish and of she swims about 3/4 of the way. She decides she cant make it so she turns around and swims back. The second wishes for a jet pack to fly to the other island. She also gets about 3/4 of the way and decides to turn back. The 3rd wishes to be a brunette for no apparent reason, He grants her wish and she walks across the bridge to the other island.
Well i laughed when i heard it 
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chloe.c
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha thats so funny
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yusufmanu
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Lol! All the jokes were funny!
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stump1
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blode jokes are so funny lol
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bobie509
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the one with the train track made me lol
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