Hammers10
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Dis!I heard my mate say this:
ur so dumb you tried to put M&m's in alphabetical order!
bit random but o well!
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Nutty_Das
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lol that aint bad.
your so fat, we had to grease the bath tub to make sure you dont get stuck in it.
your so fat, you jumped in the air and got stuck.
yesterday i did a 2mile jog, two laps around you!!
like those? 
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Hammers10
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yeah they is good!
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Nutty_Das
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the 1st one i got from CHERUB, a book series by robert muchamore! 
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.HAZ
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they are soo funny but harsh :S
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.HAZ
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Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon
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Hammers10
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i have a joke:
but it ain't a dis!
whats the differance between smarties and a terrorist?
terrorists don't blow up in the tube!
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Nutty_Das
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lol good 1's both of you!
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.HAZ
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| Hammers10 wrote: | i have a joke:
but it ain't a dis!
whats the differance between smarties and a terrorist?
terrorists don't blow up in the tube! |
surely shoudlnt it be smarties dont blow up in tube
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Paul
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yes!! that is better
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Hammers10
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yep! sorry !
typo!
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