PSP_CRAZY
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Do you like this Joke?If you liked please add karma or tokens...
Camoflauge Clothing
There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant.
"It's in case I get shot. I don't want you crew members to see blood and freak out."
"That's very sensible, sir." At that moment, the crew member spotted eight hostile ships on the horizon. The captain all of a sudden looked very concerned.
"Get my brown pants."
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Daswapitdude
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nice joke!
poo...
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PSP_CRAZY
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Cool thanks for laughing...
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alimufan
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sorta funny nice joke 7/10
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PSP_CRAZY
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Thanks I will try and get better jokes.
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Paul
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it's ok i suppose
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.HAZ
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Hah.
Funny Shiz.
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dan_brown1
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lol thats a good one well done mate
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a l e x
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Lolage that was funny 
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PSP_CRAZY
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Thanks I am looking for others to share.
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Jasper
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Good joke, but i do like longer ones!
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dan_brown1
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heres a good one! its a bit american but o well
One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, Mommy, I got five
dollars! The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five
dollars from.
The little girl replied: Well Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for
doing a cartwheel while he sat in the tree.
The mother told her daughter, Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see
your panties
OOOOhhhh said the little girl.
The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, Mommy, I
got ten dollars. The mother asked, Where did you get the ten dollars from?
The little girl replied, Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing
a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."
The mother replied, Didn't I tell you that he is...
But before the mother could finish, the little girl said, Wait Mommy! I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today!
LOL
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PSP_CRAZY
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Quality mate but post your own topic just to let you know.
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dan_brown1
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ok sorry!
I posted it here as jasper said he liked longer ones so i said it
If you get what i mean
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alimufan
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DAN mate that waz a fantastic joke 10/10 really made me laugh. I've added 5 karma
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PSP_CRAZY
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People make your own topics please.
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yazen
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psp crazy, i didnt quite get your joke. but i did get dan_brown1's joke. lol
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Wolverine
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| dan_brown1 wrote: | heres a good one! its a bit american but o well
One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, Mommy, I got five
dollars! The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five
dollars from.
The little girl replied: Well Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for
doing a cartwheel while he sat in the tree.
The mother told her daughter, Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see
your panties
OOOOhhhh said the little girl.
The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, Mommy, I
got ten dollars. The mother asked, Where did you get the ten dollars from?
The little girl replied, Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing
a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."
The mother replied, Didn't I tell you that he is...
But before the mother could finish, the little girl said, Wait Mommy! I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today!
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tHATS A good one better than Psp crazys one.
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dan_brown1
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thanks everyone!
ill add some karma for all of you (if i havent before)
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Comiks
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BAHA! WELL GOOD! xD
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