II HBK II
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Drunk JokeA Bloke comes out of a pub drunk as a skunk and see's the church is open so he walks in and he walks to the front to the font. The Priest says '' Do you want to find the lord '' Then this drunk bloke says '' Yeah Whatever ''.
So the Priest dunks this guys head under the water for 5 seconds and pulls him back up and the priest says , Did you find the lord? The man says no.
He dunks him under for 10 seconds , asks the same question and the bloke says no.
The priest then dunks him under for 30 seconds and pulls him back up and thr priest says did you find him? The dunk man says '' Im not being funny or anything , but I dont think Jesus fell in here''
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