csdonz
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Funny Sayingsthought i'd post this to give everyone a laugh
Don't you just hate it when
People who point at their wrist while asking for the
time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fork is yours?
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and
eat it too"... damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
When people say
"it's always the last place you look"... Of course
it is..
Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?
When people say while watching a film "did you see
that?"... No tosser,
I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the
forking floor.
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"....Didn't
really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has
the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?
When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that
nice?' No it's terrible - I always eat stuff I hate.
hope you enjoyed them
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send-i
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thanks
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dalek07
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Yer thats funny
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a l e x
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lol it is true though
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dalek07
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Yer I feel like saying something like that sometimes
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Wolverine
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Ha yeh i hate whan my dad says some of those phrases.
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Fizzy
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Think I've seen all of those before 
Other funny things I've seen are like on the bottom of a nice cake or something it says "Please Keep Upright"
Or on like a microwave meal it says "Please Take Care When Serving As Product May Be Hot"
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Chrissie
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Moved to Surveys/Jokes/Riddles.
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yazen
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thanks there good
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abs23
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lol these are funny !!
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bobo
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I laffed my head off, they were so funny.
Off to hospital now to have my head re-located.
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dan_brown1
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some of those made me lol, literally!
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