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Newspaper ClippingsHere are some newspaper clippings that I found whilst trawling through the web, and I thought I would share them with you all.
Thirteen Funny Newspaper Headlines
1. Police Suspicious After Body Found In Graveyard.
2. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Experts Say.
3. Miners Refuse To Work After Death.
4. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies.
5. Male Infertility Can Be Passed Onto Children.
6. Statistics Show That Mortality Increases Perceptibly In The Military During Wartime.
7. Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers.
8. Drunks Get Nine Months In Violin Case.
9. British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands.
10. Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant.
11. War Dims Hope For Peace.
12. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide.
13. Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Space.
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especialy love the headlines! =]