Jokes / Riddles / Surveys

Zero · Jokes / Riddles / Surveys

Welcome to the brand new forum 'Jokes / Riddles / Surveys' as suggested by Yxz

Simply post jokes, riddles and surveys

Have fun

- Eddie

Yxz

Woo my idea,

Enjoy the section everyone! :thumbright:

Danaldinho

I Definately Will

Cheers

minxybeca

iliveinireland

minxybeca

Woah i'm confused lol don't matter about my post

BreakDancer

if this is where you can post a joke then i have one?

does anyone what to hear it lol?

YuGiOhGuardian

Of course we do!

Kitty

BreakDancer

here is the joke i was telling you about?

what do you get if you cross a dog with a phone?

a golden receiver?

YuGiOhGuardian

lol. but here's a better joke. hope you like it.

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

LOL!

YuGiOhGuardian

Sorry if its a bit adult everybody, its just that i found the end part quite funny. lol.

Reaper

xD Good one!

sheereen

humandalek91

The jokes/riddles/surveys (or whatever its called i don't care) is really good and thanks to YxZ (or whoever it was) for suggesting it!!!!!!!!!!

Bapinder

yh its really good