Doctor_Poo
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The Poo Doctor Has Arrived.Hello everybody. I am the infamous Doctor_Poo! 
It is a pleasure to meet you all and I will look very much forward to being active here on this forum. 
My motto on forums is always:- "Live, post and be happy"
So then, lets have some fun.
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birjuharia
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hi m8
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Doctor_Poo
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Hello there Birjuharia. I would like to offer you my deepest thanks for the lovely welcome that I have received.
What do you think to this green site then?
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birjuharia
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SSL
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Doctor_Poo
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Swapitshop Lounge and Green Site are the same to me. I do not use Swapitshop, therefore I just call this community the 'Green Site'.
What do you think to this place, then?
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birjuharia
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really cool u mean nice people everytime welcome anyway
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Doctor_Poo
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That is very nice to hear about this forum. I believe that I will be staying here for many years to come.
Could I please ask you something. What do you think about poo? I can teach you some very fascinating things about poo.
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birjuharia
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lol
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Doctor_Poo
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What do you find so funny, Birjuharia?
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Sky
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You knicked that name off my post on OGF 
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Doctor_Poo
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What do you mean by 'OGF'?
And I steal no names. I am a scientist that studies poo.
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Fazz
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hiya poo man
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Hammers10
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hello!
what shall i call you;
Dr.poo
Mr.poo
Sir pooalot
Sir Poo
Docter poo
Mr.Dr.poo
which do you preffer?
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Doctor_Poo
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I would prefer not to be called a poo man. These are the names that you may call me:-
- Doctor_Poo
- Doctor
- Doc
No other names please.
Anyway, hello Fazz, it is a pleasure to meet you and I offer you my deepest thanks for responding to my welcome topic.
Please could I ask you for your opinions of this green site?
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*Jack*
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Welcome to this pooey forum doctor poo.
Have fun pooing here!
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Doctor_Poo
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I do not know whether I should take that as an insult or a compliment.
Thankyou for the warm welcome, though.
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Sky
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Hong Kong Pooey never was a super Guy.
Hong Kong Pooey, Flush him and stays alive
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*Jack*
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| Doctor_Poo wrote: | I do not know whether I should take that as an insult or a compliment.
Thankyou for the warm welcome, though. |
It was a compliemnt, trust me 
I would never insult anybody!
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Wolverine
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Hi and welcome Poo man!!!!
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Doctor_Poo
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| Benji wrote: | | Hi and welcome Poo man!!!! |
Please do not call me poo man. I take that as an insult.
As I stated earlier, you may called me 'Doctor Poo', 'Doctor' or 'Doc'.
Thankyou.
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Sky
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Yeah lets all sing *clap*
Doctor Poo, Oy - Doctor Poo, Doctor Poo, Oy - The Turdis, Doctor Poo. ay Doctor Poo.....
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Toppers04
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Welcome!
Tell us something about poo then!
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Doctor_Poo
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Thankyou very much for the warm welcome.
And, sure, you may have a fact about poo
Did you know that around 3/4 of your poo is made from water? And out of the remaining 1/4, roughly 1/3 of it is dead bacteria.
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*Jack*
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Ooh, very intresting!
Thanks for that!
Why is poo brown then?
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Sky
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Oh no don't talk about the brown stuff
Poo can be different Colours or Colors.
there is one colour when you get... (Ok shut it they don't want to know that)
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*Jack*
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There is always green and diar.....
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Doctor_Poo
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Poo can be many, many different colours.
The main colours of poo though are brown/yellow. Other colours of poo that I have seen are red (from a bleeding intestine), blue/green (some babies are born with illnesses and have blue or green poo) and even white (when doing tests on somebody with them consuming a barium milkshake for the purposes of getting an x-ray of the upper gastrointestinal tract).
As you have seen me say a few times, poo can be really interesting.
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*Jack*
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It can actually - I will look into it!
Is this all google info?
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Doctor_Poo
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Google information? Of course not!
Honestly, I do actually work with poo day by day and I have good knowledge of poo.
I have a feeling that you do not believe me?
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Yxz
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Welcome Mr Poo or Poo man whatever you said you wanted to be called lol..
If you're so smart, what does POO mean? What does it stand for? :S.. Is there a real meaning to poo?
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Doctor_Poo
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Thanks for the warm welcome, Mr Yxz. It is a pleasure to meet you today.
'Poo' is a slang word faeces, which is the watse product from the digestive system.
Poo doesn't stand for anything. It was just completely made up many, many years ago and is most commonly known meaning for faeces.
I only use the word 'Poo' when using other than medical forums due to the fact that only the better educated people around the World know the meaning of the word 'Faeces'.
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Ministry Man
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hello and  Doctor_poo hope you will enjoy your stay!
and i thought i let you know on something you have got one word wrong WASTE ok sorry to correct you on that matter,and do you have to talk about that revolting word P00! 
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adamlaher
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well hello mr poo and welcome
enjoy your stay here and we will all enjoy your talk about poo
lol
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Ryan
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Welcome, although it appears that you are banned now.
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LoL
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Sorry you got flushed mate.
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alimufan
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| LoL wrote: | | Sorry you got flushed mate. |
lol
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Toppers04
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"Sick Minded and banned"
lol
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oj-the-man
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Yeah, because he is
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