jez2000111
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THE TRUTH ABOUT DRINKING!!!most teenagers find this a *cool* thing to do, but recently i realised it isnt...
I had just finished my 9th bottle of grolsch and i needed to get some stuff from the shop in the village, so i jumped on my bike and rode off, i woke up later in a bush with some paramedics around me... turns out id hit a wall gone over it landed in a bush and had been passed out for hours. i had an official warning from the police, i got bollocked by my parents and i had to buy a new bike cause i reked that one...
see what it can do? post advice here about why NOT to drink
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oj-the-man
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Nothing wrong with drinking to lose your inhibitions in a social situation so you can relax more, but drinking to excess or just for the sake of getting drunk is so stupid.
I've never been so drunk that I'm not in control of my actions or can't remember them the next day. Excessive drinking kills you - both because of stupid decisions you make and also due to things like liver cirrhosis.
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Mario.
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Wow, Jez that must have hurt.. Did you get any injurys.
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jez2000111
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not really just bruses
ps. i cant spell
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jez2000111
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2 be fair im on my 3rd bottle tonight
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oj-the-man
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Still no reason to double post.
Three's fine but don't be excessive again, it's pointless.
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jez2000111
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I didnt mean to double post, but i forgot to put a poll in first
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JJ44KK
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In answer to the poll... NO.
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jez2000111
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thats a good thing,keep it that way
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Squirt
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How about this, Every time you drink you'll lose 5 minutes of your life.
Who knows what you could do in 5 minutes .
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dan_brown1
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same for me i voted NO
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jez2000111
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well if for every beer i drink i lose 5mins i must of lost about a month(this year)
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.HAZ
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Drinking = Babies.
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JJ44KK
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| !i wrote: | | Drinking = Babies. |
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jez2000111
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| JJ44KK wrote: | | !i wrote: | | Drinking = Babies. |
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really im not going to have sex with any1(please use other topics posts about sex not this one)
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Peew4K
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I drink on occasions like 2-4 WKDs nothing heavy, mind I'm only 13 so I shouldn't but it's legal on private property, also, you don't want to wake up in the morning to find half a kebab in your pocket from last night now do we?
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oj-the-man
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| jez2000111 wrote: | | well if for every beer i drink i lose 5mins i must of lost about a month(this year) |
Hmm, 8500 beers. You're obviously trying to appear cool by admitting you drink too much.
And about the double posting - I meant at 8.20 then 8.24 in this topic.
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jez2000111
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yeah i didnt do the calculations mr smart guy
didnt realise bout that doUble posting
Im also 13, and the reason why my spellings are so maltesers is cauase ive had 4bottless of gorlsch
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Peew4K
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| jez2000111 wrote: | yeah i didnt do the calculations mr smart guy
didnt realise bout that doUble posting
Im also 13, and the reason why my spellings are so *censored* is cauase ive had 4bottless of gorlsch |
well done! no really why do it, I don't get it, why make a topic about it if you aren't stopping yourself, you aren't very respectable...
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jez2000111
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yeah well im tryin to stpo poeple makinh the same mistake i did
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Peew4K
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| jez2000111 wrote: | yeah i didnt do the calculations mr smart guy
didnt realise bout that doUble posting
Im also 13, and the reason why my spellings are so *censored* is cauase ive had 4bottless of gorlsch |
His spellings were fine until the censored part.
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Joey
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I dont drink at home, but at parties and stuff I drink
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gaztheghost
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I drink Cider mostly, and I sometimes drink it to excess and get drunk.
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Squirt
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| jez2000111 wrote: | | yeah well im tryin to stpo poeple makinh the same mistake i did |
Christ kid your only 13 why you trying to set examples? If you were trying to stop people from making the same mistake as you you would have stopped posting here.
-1 respect for the 13 year old drinking part
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sam
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Welcome to "jez's show off topic". It's blatantly obvious he just wanted to show off about his paramedic situation. If he didn't, he would have taken his own advice.
I don't drink, I don't enjoy it. I'd rather be sober.
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a l e x
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HaHa waste man and your 13
I drink on occasions
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rebecca1
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I never drink
Also jez you must be a fool and crazy because put it this way you fell over a wall off your bike, you had a warning, the paramedics came, you were out cold for hours and you had a row off you're parents. If that's not enough to stop someone from drinking what is.
You should get some help otherwise drink will take over your whole life.
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Squirt
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Save your time, This was most likely a publicity stunt to become the* cool* kids who drinks.
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aStarHasFallen
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I once went to a party and drank too much... then i found out i told one of my friends a load of stuff that i never wanted to tell anyone... and the worst thing is i don't even remember telling her any of it! She just new it all and it was very embarrassing the next day! (unfortunatly she wasn't as drunk as me though.. so she still remembered the whole conversation!). Were no longer that good friends anymore... and now i'm always afraid that she's going to tell someone, i regret that night... i wished afterwards that i didn't drink that much, because now i'm forever stook with the scary thought that she might tell someone. Now i just drink in moderation (occassionally!) i only normally drink like half a glass of wine whn i'm with my family for a meal... that way, hopefully it will never happen again!!
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Hammers10
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| jez2000111 wrote: | | yeah well im tryin to stpo poeple makinh the same mistake i did |
How about stopping yourself first, i mean look at this:
Jez as a alchohol anonymous worker:
Jez: People, don't drink, it's bad for you
(takes out and downs a grolsch)
Jez: as i was saying before i was rudely interupted,
(downs another grolsch)
JEZ:
SO I sez, look buddy, you wanna take this outside?
(downs another and collapses)
your not gonna help people while you're still drinking, so start stopping now dude, before you hit another wall
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JLarks
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lol i drinkz all da time, itz gud 4 ya bdy isnt it
what a n00b needing attention on a forum...
and drinking isnt bad for you, you dont loose 5 mins of your life or have sex with Jack (although we would all want to...), its fine, and yeh you shouldnt get drunk but you HAVE to, at least once, to know how wrong it is
or you can become the countrys youngest "cool" alcoholic like this strange 13 year old...
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Reaper
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| Squirt wrote: | How about this, Every time you drink you'll lose 5 minutes of your life.
Who knows what you could do in 5 minutes . |
That's smoking, not drinking...
I drink on like christmas or special occasions, but I've never been drunk or had a hang-over.
Your own fault about the police, but hope you were ok.
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Fizzy
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| sam wrote: | | Welcome to "jez's show off topic". It's blatantly obvious he just wanted to show off about his paramedic situation. If he didn't, he would have taken his own advice. |
Totally agree with you sam.
I don't drink very regularly really, and I'm nearly 21. I've never been so drunk I don't remember what I was doing, nor have I ever passed out, but I've had one REALLY bad hangover in my life and also I've thrown up twice because of alcohol.
Last week I had 4 glasses of wine with my meal on Thursday night, then the same again on Friday night plus a double vodka n lemonade and a single soco and lemonade when I went out that same evening. Drinking that much in one week is a rarity for me.
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TJ
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'LOL' somes it up
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ferret47
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I drink reguarly with friends (probably 2x a week and that's only 2 pints and not even that sometimes) but i've never gone over my limit where i can't remember what i did. I know what it can do with one of my housemates throwing up and another falling asleep and waking up with a piece of bread and nutella on his face (yes we took the weewee out of him for that). Drinking is fine socially but as long you don't go over 'your' limit which is different for everyone.
Edit: i'm might get shouted at for this but hey.
Drinking underage i think is fine with parents at sunday lunch or special occassions and get you used to alcohol and build it up slowly so you learn not to be stupid with it. It's how i was brought up and probably why i never have been drunk (at 18 and at uni alot of people find that surprising). Learn it's yor own choice whether you drink or not.
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JLarks
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| ferret47 wrote: | I drink reguarly with friends (probably 2x a week and that's only 2 pints and not even that sometimes) but i've never gone over my limit where i can't remember what i did. I know what it can do with one of my housemates throwing up and another falling asleep and waking up with a piece of bread and nutella on his face (yes we took the weewee out of him for that). Drinking is fine socially but as long you don't go over 'your' limit which is different for everyone.
Edit: i'm might get shouted at for this but hey.
Drinking underage i think is fine with parents at sunday lunch or special occassions and get you used to alcohol and build it up slowly so you learn not to be stupid with it. It's how i was brought up and probably why i never have been drunk (at 18 and at uni alot of people find that surprising). Learn it's yor own choice whether you drink or not. | that is good advice, but you are a light weight, you have to get drunk at least once, ot know what its like, its like an unwritten law
be in a car crash, swear and someone at work, get drunk, oogle over models...
its part of life
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Fizzy
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| ferret47 wrote: | | Drinking underage i think is fine with parents at sunday lunch or special occassions and get you used to alcohol and build it up slowly so you learn not to be stupid with it. It's how i was brought up and probably why i never have been drunk (at 18 and at uni alot of people find that surprising). Learn it's yor own choice whether you drink or not. |
I agree that at uni everyone assumes that everyone's been drunk before, and it makes you feel like an alien if you haven't! I started uni back in October and lived in halls for 2 weeks and we were drinking basically everyday and I got properly drunk and threw up for the first time. I decided it wasn't how I wanted to live, so I moved out and I now commute everyday (only half hour on train). It was definately the right decision.
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Pixie.
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I hate how the majority of people my age (minus my intelligent, mature close friends) get weewee off their faces literally every weekend.
There's no gaining anything GOOD from it, it's a bloody depressant.
It's even worse when I see people I KNOW dressed like hookers, out with guys unable to walk, giggling like fish from the amount they've had to drink.
Then, they end up in a state when some guys have tried to take advantage of them.
I don't care how harsh this is, or who disagrees, but girls like that, that can't take control of themselves DESERVE the worst.
It's bloody ridiculous.
And, incase you haven't guessed by now, I personally don't drink, and if I DO it's in a house where I'm safe, with people I know.
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Fizzy
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| Pixie. wrote: | | I personally don't drink, and if I DO it's in a house where I'm safe, with people I know. |
Same with me, unless I'm out at a pub/bar/club with friends which isn't very often to be honest.
I think it's disgusting how quickly young teenagers are 'growing up' and are slowly being able to do things that only 18+ should do. For example I've heard they have under 18's clubbing nights at real clubs - they don't serve alcohol but it's obvious the kids are gonna turn up wasted.
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sam
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| Pixie. wrote: | I don't care how harsh this is, or who disagrees, but girls like that, that can't take control of themselves DESERVE the worst.
It's bloody ridiculous. |
I wish there were people like you in my town, then I'd at least have a chance...
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Reaper
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I'm scared at how alike we are, Sam. Pixie, that was one kick-arse comment.
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sam
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| Reaper wrote: | | I'm scared at how alike we are, Sam. |
I am unlike you in every way, do not even mention something like that again. Seriously, way to bring me down to your level
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Reaper
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No, I mean yeah, you're a total fish and I'm not so total fish, but there's been 2 things I've agreed to you saying, which is actually more than I thought I ever would, so my statement is right in EVERY way.
So don't try to be smart.
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sam
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| Reaper wrote: | No, I mean yeah, you're a total *censored* and I'm not so total fish, but there's been 2 things I've agreed to you saying, which is actually more than I thought I ever would, so my statement is right in EVERY way.
So don't try to be smart. |
In what way are you the same as me? Seriously?
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.HAZ
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Reaper, sam is [--------------------] <- that much cooler than 99.9% of this forum (except for maybe *bigcookie*)
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Reaper
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We both like Pixie.
Not important, but still the same, and I am scared by that, and I rather wouldn't find any other parallels.
So yeah, I'm right, you're wrong, get over it.
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sam
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| Reaper wrote: | We both like Pixie.
Not important, but still the same, and I am scared by that, and I rather wouldn't find any other parallels.
So yeah, I'm right, you're wrong, get over it. |
Lmfao, awwwwwww Reapers got a crushhhhhhhhhhhh. hahaha.
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Reaper
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Says the one who's only friend is their left hand...
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sam
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| Reaper wrote: | | Says the one who's only friend is their left hand... |
Actually, I treat both of my hands equally, no prejudice from me!
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Pixie.
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OH BBY.
this thread is getting teh interestings ;D
and Sam, if you lived nearer me, I MYSELF wouldn't stand a chance.
you're intelligent, AND hot D: (in my opinion. long hair + non-buff body = PHWOAR.)
you don't get that much.
BOOO D<
and thankyou Reaper ;D
I'm a part of the proud minority that refuses to jump on the alcoholic-whore band wagon.
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sam
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| Pixie. wrote: | OH BBY.
this thread is getting teh interestings ;D
and Sam, if you lived nearer me, I MYSELF wouldn't stand a chance.
you're intelligent, AND hot D: (in my opinion. long hair + non-buff body = PHWOAR.)
you don't get that much.
BOOO D< |
Lmfao, I laughed. Insults and compliments at the same time, DOUBLE NEGATIVE. DIVIDE BY ZERO
ALSO I'M APPEARING OFFLINE ON MSN PLZ REPLY IM LONLEY.
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.HAZ
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so yo uadd pixeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee but not me
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