ur mum jokes...

dan_brown1 · ur mum jokes...

here r sum ya mum jokes ive heard jst thought id pass m on

1) ya mums so old she farts dust lol

2) ya mums so fat she walked in front of the tv n u missed all da programs 4 a week

3) ya mums so dum she sold the house 2 pay the rent lol

soz if uve alredy heard plz add karma or tokens if u liked em

Clefter

Well your grammar sucks.. No offense..

I have a good comeback!

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Twitchamoo

yo momma so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

yo momma so fat, she broke the glass wall.

dan_brown1

i like the 1st joke sparx not sure bout the 2nd lol

LoL

Sparx yours is quite funny LOL

jagatia

your mumma so dumb when she got in a motor cycle she said:
where's the doors to this thing...how do i get out?

LoL

Probably thebest one yet !!!

dan_brown1

ma m8 is such a diked ee goes 2 me ya mums so stupid she tried 2 put m and ms in alphabetical order omg lol

adamlaher

Yo' Mamma is so sexy, her centerfold is the whole magazine.
lol

adamlaher

Yo' Mamma is so stunning, the police use her instead of stun guns on criminals.

R¹sfx

Yo Mama's so fat when she has to write down her weight they stop her and say 'I want your weight not your phone number'

send-i

yo mommma is so fat her portraight weighs 1 ton

ya moma is so fat she wipes her ass with a matress and then eats it.

yo momma so fat we runn around her for excercise.

yo momma so skinny when she ate ameat abll she thought she was pregnant.

yo mama so skinny dat she has to run around in the shower to get wet

yo mama is like a computer, put a pendrive in

got loads

LoL

Should be in jokes section

007

Yo momma so small she tryed to commit suicide off a curb!

LoL

Haha good one !!

Jokes are getting better these days !

R¹sfx

Moved to Jokes

dan_brown1

not really uve alredy comented twice lol

dan_brown1

dat wos 2 LoL 4 da last post pg1

Wolverine

ur mum is so fat when she goes outside we lose 3days of sunlight!.
ha good one?

a l e x

yo momma so fat she has two time zones

yo momma so fat when she looks down she can't see the floor