Two Hunters In The Forest

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There were once two friends and one day they were out hunting...
They weren't having much luck, but then one of he duo spotted a stag. He shot at it and missed, his friend had got in the way. His friend was now lying on the floor bleeding in the chest. The hunter, now in a state of horror and frenzy quickly took out hi mobile phone. He dialed 999 and asked for an ambulance. The woman at the other end asked if he was sure that he was dead, as the forest was quite a long way away from the hospital and they didn't really want to make the trip, if he was going to survive without their help anyway. The hunter said that he would go and make sure. The operator waitd and then suddenly she heard a deafening bang! The hunter came back at the other end of the line; he said "Yep, I'm sure that he's dead!", "Do you think you could come out here now, it's getting a bit dark!"

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