An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are driving through the desert when their car breaks down. So they have to get out.
The Englishman takes a bottle of wine with him, the Scotsman takes an umbrella and the Irishman takes a car door.
On the way they meet this old man. He says to the Englishman "I know why you've got the wine so you can have a drink when your thirsty", He says to the Scotsman "I know why you've got the umbrella to keep the sun off you", "but" he says to the Irishman "Why have you got the car door?" and the Irishman replies "If I get hot I can wind the window down!"
Last edited by Jasper on Sun Mar 02, 2008 6:50 pm; edited 1 time in total
i am 1/4 irish aswell and go the a lot but still find it funny like somebody would find a english joke funny who was from scotland or ireland. oh and also how come wales are never in these jokes wales get out of everything lol
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