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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:16 pm Post subject: 0-200 in 6 seconds joke

0 to 200 in 6 seconds Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really annoyed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:22 pm Post subject:

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH THAT IS SOOOOOO FUNNY GREAT ONE !!!!!!! _________________ if you want a signature pm me IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH YOUR PS3 OR PS2 OR JUST WANT SOME cheats pm me!

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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:21 pm Post subject:

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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:32 pm Post subject:

I think it's a well good joke

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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:57 pm Post subject:

GReat one - fantastic _________________ Join Money Making Forum Make 10 Posts Then PM Sohaibs For 350 Tokens

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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:29 pm Post subject:

don't get it......why did bob left and why choose a bathroom scale? _________________ EID MUBARAK

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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:35 pm Post subject:

sifat: basically it's a diss! Bob is saying that the wife is fat, so when she steps on the scales, it goes 0-200 in 6 seconds.?! Get it?!

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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:21 pm Post subject:

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, rofl now i get it thx _________________ EID MUBARAK

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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:52 pm Post subject:

lol funny! _________________

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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 8:01 pm Post subject:

LOL! Yeh, pretty good joke Thanks... Havent heard that one before.

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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:08 pm Post subject:

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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 6:02 pm Post subject:

its not that funny but its ok lol -TeeJay _________________

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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:54 pm Post subject:

Thats well funny! lol _________________ If you email me please say who you are in the subject!!! Doctor Who Freaknerd anything weird thats me!!!

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