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PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:23 pm    Post subject: ur mum jokes...
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here r sum ya mum jokes ive heard jst thought id pass m on

1) ya mums so old she farts dust lol
2) ya mums so fat she walked in front of the tv n u missed all da programs 4 a week

3) ya mums so dum she sold the house 2 pay the rent lol

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:25 pm    Post subject:
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Well your grammar sucks.. No offense..

I have a good comeback!

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(after being told a your mum joke) Hey lets get off mums, cause I just got off yours!


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:26 pm    Post subject:
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yo momma so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

yo momma so fat, she broke the glass wall.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:28 pm    Post subject:
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i like the 1st joke sparx not sure bout the 2nd lol
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:30 pm    Post subject:
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Sparx yours is quite funny LOL
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:32 pm    Post subject:
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your mumma so dumb when she got in a motor cycle she said:
where's the doors to this thing...how do i get out?
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:34 pm    Post subject:
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Probably thebest one yet !!!
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:36 pm    Post subject:
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ma m8 is such a diked ee goes 2 me ya mums so stupid she tried 2 put m and ms in alphabetical order omg lol

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:36 pm    Post subject:
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Yo' Mamma is so sexy, her centerfold is the whole magazine.
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Yo' Mamma is so stunning, the police use her instead of stun guns on criminals.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:52 pm    Post subject:
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Yo Mama's so fat when she has to write down her weight they stop her and say 'I want your weight not your phone number'

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:53 pm    Post subject:
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yo mommma  is so fat her portraight weighs 1 ton

ya moma is so fat she wipes her ass with a matress and then eats it.

yo momma so fat we runn around her for excercise.

yo momma so skinny when she ate ameat abll she thought she was pregnant.

yo mama so skinny dat she has to run around in the shower to get wet

yo mama is like a computer, put a pendrive in

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:58 pm    Post subject:
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Should be in jokes section
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