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PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:50 pm    Post subject: chav + bar
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2 jokes 1st joke i made 2nd 1 i heard. :
A chav gets killed outside tesco. Every little helps.

A man walks into a bar ouch!
20 people walk into a bar. You would think 1 of them would of said ouch by now.






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PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:16 pm    Post subject:
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I dont really get the 2nd one..
1st one is alright 7/10

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:39 pm    Post subject:
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I get the first one but I've heard so many variations of people walking into a bar that I don't find it funny anymore to be honest.


But I like the first joke about the chav.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 7:46 am    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 5:00 pm    Post subject:
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not really that funny but the 1st 1 waz alrite the second 1 is sooooooooo old nd boring

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:36 am    Post subject:
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Chav joke quite funny

Heard bar joke a billion-trillion times though. Plus I didnt really understand the way you wrote it.

Still, thanks for the jokes!

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:55 pm    Post subject:
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i know some chav jokes like this one

a chav ridding a bike gets hit by a lorry. Whats the saddist thing? answer the bike might be yours

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