[[joke wars]] bobie509 vs kieran

Turtle-Man · Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 3:49 pm Post subject: [[joke wars]] bobie509 vs kieran

Please both post your jokes here.

Then, when both posted a poll will be made.
More info then.

bobie vs kieran

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bobie509 · Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:35 pm Post subject:

ok heres mine

a fat unattractive woman walks into tescos with here two kids screaming. The man at the door says nice kids are they twins. Do they look like twins you idiot replied the women. No madam i just cant belive anyone would want to do you twice.

the original joke had swear words in but i made this one more family freindly

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Turtle-Man · Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:44 pm Post subject:

If you could have used some punctuation in that joke, would be better, it was hard to read. But quite funny

Good luck =D

RJ · Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:36 pm Post subject:

I agree with roberto its quite a good joke but it doesnt read well withought punctuation so edit it and i reckon you could win depending on the stndard of kierons joke

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*BIGCOOKIE* · Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:57 pm Post subject:

lol keiran will win

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bobie509 · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:34 pm Post subject:

when is keiran going to post his

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Turtle-Man · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:55 pm Post subject:

Sorry for the delay, not sure where keiran is.

Lets hope he comes on soon =D

KieraN · Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:26 pm Post subject:

A man is working on the buses in the US collecting tickets.

He rings the bell for the driver to set off when there's a woman half getting on the bus. The driver sets off, the woman falls from the bus and is killed. At the trial the man is sent down for murder and seeing as it's Texas he's sent to the electric chair. On the day of his execution he's sat in the chair and the executioner grants him a final wish.

"Well" says the man, "is that your packed lunch over there?" "Yes" answers the executioner. "Can I have that green banana?"

The executioner gives the man his green banana and waits till he's eaten it. When the man's finished, the executioner flips the switch sending hundreds of thousands of volts through the man. When the smoke clears the man is still alive. The executioner can't believe it.

"Can I go?" the man asks. "I suppose so" says the executioner, "that's never happened before."

The man leaves and eventually gets a job back on the buses selling tickets. Again he rings the bell for the driver to go when people are still getting on. A man falls under the wheels and is killed. The bloke is sent down for murder again and sent to the electric chair. The executioner is determined to do it right this time so rigs the chair up to the electric supply for the whole of Texas.

The bloke is again sat in the chair. "What is your final wish?" asks the executioner. "Can I have that green banana in your packed lunch ?" says the condemned man. The executioner sighs and reluctantly gives up his banana. The bloke eats the banana all up and the executioner flips the switch. Millions of volts course through the chair blacking out Texas. When the smoke clears the man is still sat there smiling in the
chair. The executioner can't believe it and lets the man go.

Well, would you believe, the bloke gets his job back on the buses. Once again he rings the bell whilst passengers are still getting on, this
time killing three of them. He is sent to the electric chair again. The executioner rigs up all United States electricity supply to The chair, determined to get his man this time. The man sits down in the chair smiling.

"What's your final wish ?" asks the executioner. "Well" says the man, "Can I have that green banana out of your packed lunch.?" The executioner hands over his banana and the man eats it all, skin included. The executioner pulls the handle and a brazillion volts go through the chair. When the smoke rises the man is still sat there alive without even a burn mark.

"I give up" says the executioner, "I don't understand how you
can still be alive after all that?". He stroked his chin. "It's something to do with that green banana isn't it" he asked.

Nahh" said the bloke,

"I'm just a really bad conductor"

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