Please both post your jokes here.

Then, when both posted a poll will be made.
More info then.

Men Vs Pual

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Ayeyeyeye Im your Little Butterfly
Green, Black And Blue Make Colours In The Sky!

Sally goes to work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned his employee, walks over to her and asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call that my mother had passed away."

The boss, feeling very sorry at this point suggests to the young girl, "Why don't you go home for the day...we aren't terribly busy. Just take
the day off and go relax."

Sally very calmly states, "No I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind busy and I have the best chance of doing that here."

The boss agrees and allows her to work as usual. "If you need anything just let me know" says the boss.

A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on Sally. He looks out his office and sees her crying hysterically.

He rushes over an asks, "What's the matter now? Are you going to be ok?"

Sally breaks down in tears. "I just received a horrible call from my sister. She said that her mom died too!!"

Haha -- going to be hard to top that ...

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cheers

wtf lol thats like weird it made me laugh cause of the stupidness

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Lol, thats good =P

Havent heard it before.

And yeh - RJ - That was a typo, sorry.

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Just waiting for Paul's joke now : Then poll shall be made!!

Paul you have 1 more day to post your joke or it will count as a loss for you.

Though Men is banned

hi, you should have pmed me!

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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Hehe good one tough choice now :\ lol

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Ayeyeyeye Im your Little Butterfly
Green, Black And Blue Make Colours In The Sky!

I think Paul's was best!

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Sorry Paul
Good jokes both.

But Men is still banned...

Anyway, people can still vote.
Post your votes below.

paul

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my name has no capitals! if you use a capital i will remind you of your stupidity lol

HAHA YOU JUST WASTED 4 SECONDS OF YOUR LIFE READING THIS, FOOL!