A blonde is really stuck so she rings her friend 'Steve im really stuck trying to do this killer jigsaw, can you come help me out?'
He decides hes fairly good at jigsaws and asks what its a picture of.
She say 'Judging by the box its of a tiger'
So he decides to go round. He goes in and she takes him to where all the pieces are spread out on a table. He takes a quick look and then turns to the blonde.
'I dont think i can do this for you. So why dont you go relax while i put these Frosties back in the box'
Not great i know it wasnt what i wanted to but i cant remember the other
EDIT: Added a poll
