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 Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:55 pm Post subject: good jokes. More added!!!!!!!!! |
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here you go:
There were three ducks and one walks into a bar and the barman says "hello, what's your name?"
"My name is Tom" the duck replies.
The barman then asks the duck "what have you been doing today?"
The duck replies "nothing much just going in and out of puddles what more could a duck ask for"
Then the second duck walks in and the barman says "hello, what's your name"
The duck replies "my name is Richard" The barman then asks "what have you been doing today?"
The duck replies "nothing much just going in and out of puddles all day what more could a duch ask for"
Then the third duck walks in and the barman says " You must be Harry" And the duck flutters her eyelashes and says "no, i'm Puddles"
What do you think?
Why did the blode climb over the glass wall?
to see whats on the other side
How many blondes does it take to put a nail it the wall?
twenty two. one tho hold the hammer, one to hold the nail and twenty to push the wall forward
Why was the blonde pleased with herself when she finished the jigsaw in six monthe?
Because it said on the cover "Three to five years"
What's grey, has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation
I think I know why my husband likes fishing so much. It's the only time people tell him, "that's a big one"
Last edited by rebecca1 on Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:38 am; edited 4 times in total
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:01 am Post subject: |
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i like the last one lol _________________ 
my name has no capitals! if you use a capital i will remind you of your stupidity lol
HAHA YOU JUST WASTED 4 SECONDS OF YOUR LIFE READING THIS, FOOL!
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