These are all REAL quotes from my school! I found them on one of my teachers facebook!

Mxxxxxx Hxxxx (yr11 (2nd yr in my class)
M: what grade did I get then?
AK: it says it on your paper - at the top. You're not going to be happy I'm afraid
M: Oh... 'G'. Thats... not very good. Oh well... at least it's better than a F

Gxxx Kxxx (yr11 (2nd yr in my class)
'He saw the monster coming towards him. His heart sank into his throat'

Sxxxx Axxxx (y11 (2nd yr in my class)
'The character is a tall man. We know this from the quote: "he was a tall man". This shows us he is a tall man'

Oxxxxx Txxxx (yr9): 'Sir, I saw you in Angel on Saturday with your girlfriend!'
Alex: 'Oh really? You should have come and said hello. That would have been nice.'
Oxxxxx: 'Yeah. You was pushing a pram, and you're girlfriend was fat with the next one, innit.'
Class: 'Ooooooooh.'
Alex: 'You've just doubled your homework you cheeky little witch'

There's more but they are just rude! The 1st one is my favorite!

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