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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:24 pm    Post subject: Dis!
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I heard my mate say this:
ur so dumb you tried to put M&m's in alphabetical order!

bit random but o well!






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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:42 pm    Post subject:
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lol that aint bad.

your so fat, we had to grease the bath tub to make sure you dont get stuck in it.

your so fat, you jumped in the air and got stuck.

yesterday i did a 2mile jog, two laps around you!!


like those?

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:43 pm    Post subject:
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yeah they is good!

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:45 pm    Post subject:
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the 1st one i got from CHERUB, a book series by robert muchamore!

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:06 pm    Post subject:
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they are soo funny but harsh :S

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:07 pm    Post subject:
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Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 6:25 pm    Post subject:
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i have a joke:
but it ain't a dis!


whats the differance between smarties and a terrorist?

terrorists don't blow up in the tube!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 6:26 pm    Post subject:
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lol good 1's both of you!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:48 pm    Post subject:
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Hammers10 wrote:
i have a joke:
but it ain't a dis!


whats the differance between smarties and a terrorist?

terrorists don't blow up in the tube!

surely shoudlnt it be smarties dont blow up in tube

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:39 pm    Post subject:
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yes!! that is better

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 11:57 am    Post subject:
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yep! sorry !
typo!

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