chav + bar

 
Post new topic   Reply to topic    SwapitShop Lounge Forum Index -> Surveys / Jokes / Riddles
View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
Daswapitdude

Elite Member
Elite Member


Joined: 07 Nov 2007
Posts: 1021
Location: England UK
Real Name: Tom
Gender: M
SS Username: daswapitdude
My Items:





Tokens: 0
[ Transfer Tokens ]

Add Karma

Rated By 34 Members

Add Comment
Show Comments
PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:50 pm    Post subject: chav + bar
Reply with quote

2 jokes 1st joke i made 2nd 1 i heard. :
A chav gets killed outside tesco. Every little helps.

A man walks into a bar ouch!
20 people walk into a bar. You would think 1 of them would of said ouch by now.






Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Gaara

//FACEPALM!!!
//FACEPALM!!!


Joined: 02 Jun 2008
Posts: 2439
Location: Ireland
Real Name: Paul
Gender: Male
SS Username: CutzEr
My Items:





Tokens: 3771
[ Transfer Tokens ]

Add Karma

Rated By 66 Members

Add Comment
Show Comments
PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:16 pm    Post subject:
Reply with quote

I dont really get the 2nd one..
1st one is alright 7/10

_________________
Join Money Making - Then PM Sohaibs For 500 Tokens

Back to top
View user's profile Send private message MSN Messenger
StacFace

Elite Member
Elite Member


Joined: 26 May 2008
Posts: 1101
Location: Grimsby, England
Real Name: Stacey
Gender: Female
SS Username: StacFace
My Items:





Tokens: 3400
[ Transfer Tokens ]

Add Karma

Rated By 33 Members

Add Comment
Show Comments
PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:39 pm    Post subject:
Reply with quote

I get the first one but I've heard so many variations of people walking into a bar that I don't find it funny anymore to be honest.


But I like the first joke about the chav.

_________________
StacFace
New system for swapping coming on Sunday 26th October!


Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website AIM Address Yahoo Messenger MSN Messenger
Daswapitdude

Elite Member
Elite Member


Joined: 07 Nov 2007
Posts: 1021
Location: England UK
Real Name: Tom
Gender: M
SS Username: daswapitdude
My Items:





Tokens: 0
[ Transfer Tokens ]

Add Karma

Rated By 34 Members

Add Comment
Show Comments
PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 7:46 am    Post subject:
Reply with quote

ty

Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
alimufan

Banned
Banned


Joined: 21 Dec 2007
Posts: 234

Real Name: ali
Gender: male
SS Username:
My Items:





Tokens: 0
[ Transfer Tokens ]

Add Karma

Rated By 8 Members

Add Comment
Show Comments
PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 5:00 pm    Post subject:
Reply with quote

not really that funny but the 1st 1 waz alrite the second 1 is sooooooooo old nd boring

_________________
Permanently banned






Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Turtle-Man

SSL Mentor
SSL Mentor


Joined: 20 Jan 2008
Posts: 2753
Location: Earth
Real Name:
Gender:
SS Username: blueeeyedboy
My Items:





Tokens: 0
[ Transfer Tokens ]

Add Karma

Rated By 34 Members

Add Comment
Show Comments
PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:36 am    Post subject:
Reply with quote

Chav joke quite funny

Heard bar joke a billion-trillion times though. Plus I didnt really understand the way you wrote it.

Still, thanks for the jokes!




Your Ad Here


Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
bobie509

Forum Fanatic
Forum Fanatic


Joined: 28 Jan 2008
Posts: 449

Real Name: robert
Gender: male
SS Username: bobie509
My Items:





Tokens: 6
[ Transfer Tokens ]

Add Karma

Rated By 11 Members

Add Comment
Show Comments
PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:55 pm    Post subject:
Reply with quote

i know some chav jokes like this one

a chav ridding a bike gets hit by a lorry. Whats the saddist thing? answer the bike might be yours

_________________

^Join the fight! PM RJ






Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic    SwapitShop Lounge Forum Index -> Surveys / Jokes / Riddles All times are GMT + 1 Hour
Page 1 of 1


 

Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum

All times are GMT + 1 Hour