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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:51 pm    Post subject: Blonde Diary
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http://www.coolblondejokes.com/FunnyJokes/BlondeLogic.shtml wrote:
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

What a year!!


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:56 pm    Post subject:
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thats well good mate! karma added

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:32 pm    Post subject:
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ROFL!!!!!

Thanks alot for this, thats really funny =P


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:49 am    Post subject: Re: Blonde Diary
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Paul wrote:


March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"



Hahaha, Thats really funny    

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:44 am    Post subject:
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that's awsome


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