good jokes. More added!!!!!!!!!

rebecca1 · Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:55 pm Post subject: good jokes. More added!!!!!!!!!

here you go:

There were three ducks and one walks into a bar and the barman says "hello, what's your name?"
"My name is Tom" the duck replies.
The barman then asks the duck "what have you been doing today?"
The duck replies "nothing much just going in and out of puddles what more could a duck ask for"
Then the second duck walks in and the barman says "hello, what's your name"
The duck replies "my name is Richard" The barman then asks "what have you been doing today?"
The duck replies "nothing much just going in and out of puddles all day what more could a duch ask for"
Then the third duck walks in and the barman says " You must be Harry" And the duck flutters her eyelashes and says "no, i'm Puddles"

What do you think?

Why did the blode climb over the glass wall?
to see whats on the other side

How many blondes does it take to put a nail it the wall?
twenty two. one tho hold the hammer, one to hold the nail and twenty to push the wall forward

Why was the blonde pleased with herself when she finished the jigsaw in six monthe?
Because it said on the cover "Three to five years"

What's grey, has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation

I think I know why my husband likes fishing so much. It's the only time people tell him, "that's a big one"

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Turtle-Man · Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 5:01 pm Post subject:

Lol!

yeh, thats quite funny =P

rebecca1 · Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:02 pm Post subject:

sorry I haven't replied but i've been on holiday. More jokes added.

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Turtle-Man · Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:55 am Post subject:

No problem, have a nice holiday?

Anyway, heard some of them before, but some were really funny

Thanks again for these.

Gaara

rebecca1 wrote:

here you go:

There were three ducks and one walks into a bar and the barman says "hello, what's your name?"
"My name is Tom" the duck replies.
The barman then asks the duck "what have you been doing today?"
The duck replies "nothing much just going in and out of puddles what more could a duck ask for"
Then the second duck walks in and the barman says "hello, what's your name"
The duck replies "my name is Richard" The barman then asks "what have you been doing today?"
The duck replies "nothing much just going in and out of puddles all day what more could a duch ask for"
Then the third duck walks in and the barman says " You must be Harry" And the duck flutters her eyelashes and says "no, i'm Puddles"

What do you think?

Why did the blode climb over the glass wall?
to see whats on the other side

How many blondes does it take to put a nail it the wall?
twenty two. one tho hold the hammer, one to hold the nail and twenty to push the wall forward

Why was the blonde pleased with herself when she finished the jigsaw in six monthe?
Because it said on the cover "Three to five years"

What's grey, has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation

Spelling mistakes highlighted..

I'm terribile..

But I heard all these jokes before

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rebecca1 · Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:37 am Post subject:

Thanks RobertoRoboto. I'm glad you like them

sorry about the spelling mistakes I had to do these jokes quickly.

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dan_brown1 · Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:01 am Post subject:

i like the last one lol

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rebecca1 · Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:44 am Post subject:

thanks lol

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